♫ Like Sands Through the Hourglass, These Are the Bots of Our Lives. 🎵

Friday, May 16, 2025

Treffer und Botz.

Just numbers that probably seem meaningless, with shorthand I use.

Numbers here just for my reference. Tired of tracking them as a Draft Post. 😄

Sunnyvale via Singapore. Du täuschst niemanden. 😎

585 11.30p sun  2178 mon 1230p  1477 3p tues  1539 7.30 // followed x 2=wed 


1537 thu 10 am ??


 2242 eod


172 fri


1219 fri 2.30p 


 504 eo sat


36 sun  597  eod


mon= 54


eod 592


mon am 1092 1776


 tue 217  584 @11.30p mon nght 


tue 1989  


wed 82  11p   eod 292


 d thu 39 11 51pm   249 e0d


 38 "fri" roll


 276 2pm


sat 1022p   20 251 


" 20m@n10.25p  183 sun 3p


thu open and wed  close- 6 169


sun early and eod yest 170 /// 1029


thu / wed  21     4023


89=10.41 pm  


fri 11pm 34  wed eod 2796 


sat= 1850 fri= 201 


sun start 8 ; msat eod 2235


sun   394 9m  sat= 2994


21 =mon  eo sun = 4239


tues 10.15p  - 28  mon eod= 2100


tthurs  open 4/10: 54     259 wed close 


sun apr 13 =6    mon 410 


mon 18 Yesterday 297


wed easrly 15 Yesterday 329


thurs open 51  Yesterday 319


Today 16  fri close  518


erly Sun  28  sat 449


mon 5 sun 546 


16=tue mon=418


Today=wed 56 Yesterday tues = 875


fri 5  wed: 890


wed 1138 tue  921 .=4.29


sunday =905 Yesterday 1171

sun mon =0


mon 997 tue 46 yest 1245  today 215


Today thur  132 wed 1075


fri 388  thu 1075


monday  69  sun 757 


tues 131 mon 1032


Today 78 mon=975thu = 1262 wed = 1231


Today 18  thur/Yesterday 1312

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Hi Bots and scrapers!

Hoa muh I halp you? Whatcha looking fer? Leave a comment.

Bot VPNS from Singapore and Sunnyvale via ChiTown! 🤣 You're all so fucking sad.

Hello Halliburton! How are the Cheney's?  

I don't get 5,000 hits in a few hours unless it's bots. Sad ass MF'ers. Get a life.




Thursday, February 13, 2025

So. Many. Bots.

Yesterday 2221 bots and scrapes out of 3789 hits.

How are things in Sunnyvale and Singapore?  

Happy you're fascinated by my unread, low-ranking, low-traffic blog.

May you all get a case of Teh Violent and Explosive diarrhea while in congested traffic. 💩 🤣 

Friday, September 1, 2023

Hello BOTS!


Fuck you Ukraine. I hope Vlad nukes you off the face of the earth.  

Singapore, what are you scraping for?  




Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Bots.

Slapped this together without much effort into formatting. 

This started mostly in May at the Main Blog [Drake's Place] with hits from bots. Singapore/Amazon/Google are the main drivers.

Then they went VPN. Great! A challenge! Then I moved main blog to PRIVATE. I let it sit. 

On 6//26 reopened without an update. Had almost 1,000 hit. On no update. This was a test and the bots failed. I have your info. While I do cover the Singapore scene extensively at the Main Blog, 🤣,  I was suspicious seeing a surge in "readers" from Singapore.

The timing between hits can only be bots. They hit within seconds of each other. 

EX:

16:34:51
16:32:41
16:29:17
16:26:56
  etc, etc. 

A few hits from 2019 from Tony Posnanski's Twitter account. I've made fun of him a couple times 3 years ago. I don't think the 2023 bots are related to those posts from 2019. Noting this only because of the 2019 entry below.

Locations, ISP and IP published.  Narrowed down to 5 geo locations. I can see you. 👓 

Another strange thing is the search terms used for the main blog have few or no results. 

Android, Chrome, Android, Chrome. Boring! A couple Unix tossed in for flavor. Thanks for that!

It started again the moment I published the "Happy Independence Day" post Tuesday evening.

The bots seem to be searching on random terms. Ya know, if you want something offensive all ya have to do is aks.

IPs, OS & locations below!

Bots from March, May and June. (March had Google Admin taking a peek? Hey, you have my email, lemme know. How may I halp yuo?)











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